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    Minor League Thieves

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    Someone broke into the New Orleans Zephyrs baseball stadium in Metairie last week and stole a Coors Light beer truck containing 51 kegs of brew, according to a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office incident report.

    A groundskeeper for the team discovered break-in Thursday morning when he arrived at the stadium at 6000 Airline Drive. The thieves made off with the truck, $3,061 worth of beer and more than $10,000 in groundskeeping equipment, the Sheriff's Office report said.
    Most everything was recovered about 2 miles away, pretty much intact. Only 38 kegs of beer, tho.

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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    Are they sure it wasn't the Miller Highlife delivery guys repossessing the merchandise from a retailer that was overchargeing? (You need to have seen the Miller Highlife commercials for that to have made sense. )

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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    Now that's a "beer run"!

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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    Quote Originally Posted by nate View Post
    Now that's a "beer run"!
    B-Double-E Double-R-U-N....
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    This reminds me of Nigel Thatch, the guy who was traded for 60 cases of Budweiser.

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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    Quote Originally Posted by remdog View Post
    Are they sure it wasn't the Miller Highlife delivery guys repossessing the merchandise from a retailer that was overchargeing? (You need to have seen the Miller Highlife commercials for that to have made sense. )

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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    Quote Originally Posted by BoydsOfSummer View Post
    "Three-fifty for a ballpark hot dog....y'all must be crazy...."


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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    Quote Originally Posted by remdog View Post
    Are they sure it wasn't the Miller Highlife delivery guys repossessing the merchandise from a retailer that was overchargeing? (You need to have seen the Miller Highlife commercials for that to have made sense. )
    Mess with the high life and the high life will mess with you.
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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    Quote Originally Posted by remdog View Post
    Are they sure it wasn't the Miller Highlife delivery guys repossessing the merchandise from a retailer that was overchargeing? (You need to have seen the Miller Highlife commercials for that to have made sense. )

    Rem

    PS: Someone check on Highliferman21's whereabouts tonight.
    I have an alibi.

    Wasn't me.













    Now had High Life disappeared, then I would probably be at the top of a very short list.

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    Re: Minor League Thieves

    I'm not sure they serve high life at Zephyr field ... except maybe in the suites.


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