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    THAT'S A FACT JACK!! GAC's Avatar
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    Why Women Live Longer Then Men

    SF sent me this and I thought it was hilarious.

    But the real reason why husbands die before their wives is BECAUSE WE WANT TO!
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Then Men

    classic.
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Then Men

    The forklift lifting the forklift picture happens more often than one might think. I guess it must seem like a good idea at the time.

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Then Men

    I love the one of the guy watching the haz-mat crew.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Then Men

    I can honestly say that I've never experienced any of the above.

    Mine are usually more original.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Then Men

    Quote Originally Posted by joshnky View Post
    The forklift lifting the forklift picture happens more often than one might think. I guess it must seem like a good idea at the time.
    I've seen some things done with forklifts that you probably wouldn't want to see. I can vouch for how heavy they are.

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Then Men

    a couple thoughts:

    1) Did you notice that almost every "Dirty Job" on the show involves guys? Apparently women don't think it is a good idea to raise 70,000 alligators on a farm or test Shark-Resistant Suits.

    2) Men tend to get shot more often...Or shoot each other (see: Dick Cheney, Bob Knight, etc...)

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    Re: Why Women Live Longer Then Men

    I've done the ladder in the front loader bucket thing.
    It's a standby when you don't have a cherry picker.
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