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    Rally Onion! Chip R's Avatar
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    So long, Bat Boy

    The paper version of Weekly World News is no more.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19938952/
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    This one's for you Edd Heath's Avatar
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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    The paper version of Weekly World News is no more.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19938952/

    That, and the possible closing of Penthouse magazine and Puffy's in serious trouble.
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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    A sad day indeed
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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    Darn- I always found it amazing how they picked up on all the news the mainstream media missed.
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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    My favorite WWN headline:

    "Priest Traps Satan in Toolshed"

    Apparently, the hoary host of the netherworld is powerless against aluminum siding.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    My favorite WWN headline:

    "Priest Traps Satan in Toolshed"

    Apparently, the hoary host of the netherworld is powerless against aluminum siding.

    Must have been Holy aluminum siding.

    I don't know if this was a headline or a story but I saw one back in the 80s about people on another planet who worshiped LBJ as a big-eared god.
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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    My favorite was "Swami Sucked Through Jet Engine"
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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    I always waited for the headline that would blow open the blockbuster news from NASA that JFK, Elvis and Marilyn Monroe had a secret hideway on the dark side of the moon - dang, now it's too late for that!

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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    For a minute there, I thought this thread was going to be about the sudden (and eagerly anticipated) disappearance of Nikolai Bonds.

    I have had just about as much as I can take of those home plate Kodak moments between Barry and his spawn.
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    Re: So long, Bat Boy

    So long, Bat Boy
    Well, at least we still have the musical.

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