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    Merged: Miss Teen USA 2007 - Miss South Carolina "answers" a question


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    Re: Lets Play a Game - Decipher that Beauty Pageant Contestent

    I work with people like that. And they're not nearly as nice to look at.
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    Re: Lets Play a Game - Decipher that Beauty Pageant Contestent

    Was that english?
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    Re: Lets Play a Game - Decipher that Beauty Pageant Contestent

    It's like she was programmed with talking points and decided to work as many of them as she could into a single answer.

    I bet when she walked away from Mario Lopez, she was thinking "That was a really good answer."
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    Oh, Goodness. That takes me back to my days in 8th grade when a girl in my class couldn't find Cincinnati on the map. And yes, my grade school was in Cincinnati.

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    Re: Lets Play a Game - Decipher that Beauty Pageant Contestent

    The funny thing is that of all people, she should probably have the best idea as to why so many Americans aren't able to locate their country.

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    Re: Lets Play a Game - Decipher that Beauty Pageant Contestent

    I'll bet she's able to locate the local mall.
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    Re: Lets Play a Game - Decipher that Beauty Pageant Contestent

    I bet she can, too, RFS62.

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    Re: Lets Play a Game - Decipher that Beauty Pageant Contestent

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    I'll bet she's able to locate the local mall.
    Unfortunately, her journey ends when she's unable to locate "You Are Here" store shown on the mall directory. She swears that if she can just find the "You Are Here" store, they'll be able to tell her where she is so she finally deliver the brownies she baked for the Prime Minister of the Bananna Republic on her way to teach English to the youth of the United Colors of Benetton.

    I once dated a girl like her in college. My pet name for her was "Shhhhhhh".

    Chicks like that can get lost in a public bathroom. And by "bathroom" I mean "stall".

    The following are all true:

    In high school, I once got paired in driver's ed class with the dumbest girl in my class. When the instructor told her to drive, she said, "Do you mean forward???" This is the same hottie who, after a 20-minute "current events" discussion about Chernobyl, raised her hand and asked, "So you mean this is happening...in, like, the world? Like...right now???"

    I know at least two girls from a university English 101 class who, on a multiple choice test, selected "suck" when asked to pick a synonym for "blow". One argued the point with the professor. And no, I don't know if she got the score reversed.

    I've convinced at least five attractive females that they should be donating to the World Wildlife Fund because of the senseless killing involved with producing car seats made out of naugahyde. One gave me a twenty on the spot after becoming teary-eyed over the plight of the nearly extinct nauga.

    Oh, there are sooooo many more...
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    Miss Teen USA 2007 - Miss South Carolina "answers" a question :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

    One of the greatest answers to any question EVER posed in the history of South Africa, The Iraq, or anywhere else.
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    Re: Miss Teen USA 2007 - Miss South Carolina "answers" a question :lol:

    AC Slater was doing his best not to crack up. Poor girl, she has relied on just her looks for far too long.
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    Re: Miss Teen USA 2007 - Miss South Carolina "answers" a question :lol:

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

    One of the greatest answers to any question EVER posed in the history of South Africa, The Iraq, or anywhere else.
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    Re: Miss Teen USA 2007 - Miss South Carolina "answers" a question :lol:


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    Re: Miss Teen USA 2007 - Miss South Carolina "answers" a question :lol:

    Yea...I've got something to say...

    WHAT?!?!

    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

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    Re: Miss Teen USA 2007 - Miss South Carolina "answers" a question :lol:

    My computer's not working right for me. What did she say?


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