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    Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Happy Birthday RFS62!
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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Is there a cake big enough to hold all the candles?

    Spend the day golfing, you deserve it!

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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Happy B-day, D!

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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Happy birthday RFS!

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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Happy Birthday, buddy! I hope you have a great day. Play a round of golf, have a nice meal, and..........................maybe you'll get lucky tonight!





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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    I was going to make a wise-crack, but decided not today.

    Happy Birthday to someone I've really enjoyed chatting with over the years

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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Happy Birthday!
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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    happy birthday old man!
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Happy Birthday, RFS.
    Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!

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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Two old men on a park bench:
    1st old man: "My wife and I have sex once a year"
    2nd old man: "Then why are you smiling?"
    1st old man: "Today is the day!"


    Happy bday RFS. Here's to another trip around the Sun!

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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    RFS62 and Roy, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.

    One day RFS62 calls Roy and says, "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars..."

    Roy replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you...."

    RFS62 interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars... YES OR NO?"

    Roy says, "OK, OK. I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?"

    RFS62 answers, "Eleven years!"
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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Quote Originally Posted by wally post View Post
    Two old men on a park bench:
    1st old man: "My wife and I have sex once a year"
    2nd old man: "Then why are you smiling?"
    1st old man: "Today is the day!"


    Happy bday RFS. Here's to another trip around the Sun!
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey View Post
    RFS62 and Roy, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.

    One day RFS62 calls Roy and says, "I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars..."

    Roy replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you...."

    RFS62 interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars... YES OR NO?"

    Roy says, "OK, OK. I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?"

    RFS62 answers, "Eleven years!"
    OMG yall made my day with those jokes

    Happy birthday RFS

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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Happy Birthday RFS

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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    Play 36 today, RFS. You deserve it.
    Best wishes!
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    Re: Happy Birthday RFS62!

    If you don't feel like putting your teeth in today: DON'T!
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