I've learned a few things since I've been driving over the road. Here are a few.
1. All those signs that say "slower traffic keep right" don't work.
2. Trucks are not the enemy.
3. Texans are a whole lot friendlier than New Yorkers.
4. A hot shower and an afternoon nap are luxurious.
5. Your wife looks a lot better after you've been gone for ten days than she did when you were home every day.