I wish I knew how to stop this crap from coming into my email. I have Norton's Spam Guard on and I thought that my ISP also sorted out these junk emails, but I guess not. I'm going to contact them though and see what can be done.

But I've become overrun with them as of late....

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting held on 4th September.2007. This is a Scientific Computer Game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; Meaning, you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. Your email account have been picked as one of the ten winning email address in 2007. You are therefore been approved to claim a
total sum of £516,778.00(Five hundred and Sixteen thousand,seven hundred and seventy eight pounds
sterling only) or $921,201:00(Nine hundred and twenty one thousand two hundred and one dollars only) in cash/check credited to file number UK/5678/T85.

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Lucky No:- 07-13-31.54-640
Ser ial No: - MUO TI/82536

All participants were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually. This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies to promote the use of internet around the world.

Simply contact:-

Mr.Peter Taylor

Please quote your reference, batch and winning numbers which as well your full name, address and telephone number .We advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non -participant or unofficial personnel.

Note, All winnings must be claimed within 30 days from this notification otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed.

Congratulations once again on your winnings!!!

Best Regards.

Mrs.Lucy Baines
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme)


And if I get one more email from another Middle Eastern or Southeast Asia correspondent named Azimadad or Huang, telling me I've won millions, I'm going to invade some small foreign country!