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  1. 09-19-2007, 05:21 PM #1
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    Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Sep 19.

    MOSCOW, Idaho (AP) - A carnival worker who hit a telephone pole with his SUV blamed the crash on two friends having sex in the back seat.

    Joshua D. Frank, who had been living on the Latah County Fairgrounds, pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident. He was fined $188.

    Frank told Moscow police he was driving near downtown early Saturday while a man and woman were having sex in the rear of the vehicle. According to a probable cause affidavit, he said the movement caused the SUV to become "tippy" and he lost control of it.

    Frank, 22, suffered a minor head wound in the crash and his friends were treated for unspecified injuries, according to the affidavit.
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  3. 09-19-2007, 05:59 PM #2
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    My friends had sex in the backseat of the minivan a bunch of us took to Yankee stadium. I don't think any of us knew it. They told me later that it was payback for a Stevie Nicks concert trip earlier in the year. I ..... um ..... take the 5th.
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    TMI, Team Casey. TMI.
    Stick to your guns.
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnati chili View Post
    TMI, Team Casey. TMI.
    No doubt...I really could have been just fine without hearing that you stepped foot in Yankee Stadium.
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Boy, if I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me...
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    Boy, if I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me...
    How in the heck did they tip over a conestoga wagon!!!!!!
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    How in the heck did they tip over a conestoga wagon!!!!!!
    The horses were spooked???
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    A carnival worker
    So, who do we think the "culprits" were?

    I'm betting it was the Bearded Lady and Lobster Boy.
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by Edskin View Post
    So, who do we think the "culprits" were?

    I'm betting it was the Bearded Lady and Lobster Boy.
    I'd have to go for the sword swallower.

    And I lived in Europe for 2 years, and I made a decision never to date a woman who had a better looking mustache/beard then me.

    But it would have to be a terrible thing, in Lobster Boy's case, to go through life with claws for hands. Almost like Edward Scissor Hands.

    You had no choice but to be the "master of your domain"
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  11. 09-20-2007, 09:24 AM #10
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by Edskin View Post
    So, who do we think the "culprits" were?

    I'm betting it was the Bearded Lady and Lobster Boy.
    One of them had to be big. So I would say it was the Fat Lady and Midget Man.
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    Boy, if I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me...
    You still couldn't make change of a dime.
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    How in the heck did they tip over a conestoga wagon!!!!!!
    That's funny!
    Stick to your guns.
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  14. 09-20-2007, 03:55 PM #13
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    Boy, if I had a wooden nickel for every time this has happened to me...
    Fixed it for you, RFS.
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    Fixed it for you, RFS.
    Wooden nickels are old but not as old as RFS...

    http://www.wooden-nickel.net/history/
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    Re: Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    Boy, if I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me...
    Between the two of us we'd have ....10 cents???
    It's absolutely pathetic that people can't have an opinion from actually watching games and supplementing that with stats. If you voice an opinion that doesn't fit into a black/white box you will get completely misrepresented and basically called a tobacco chewing traditionalist...
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