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    Unusual Brewers' fans website

    Twenty-five years between playoff berths is enough to drive a fan crazy. Now here's your proof.

    www.peeyourpantsforthebrewers.com

    It's either that or they didn't build enough restrooms into Miller Park.

    Concession stands selling Depends are popping up right outside the stadium. WYBBP (Wet Yourself But Be Prepared)

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    OH man... this is SERIOUS.

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    Re: Unusual Brewers' fans website

    ....why?
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Unusual Brewers' fans website

    I just peed my pants.

    Oh wait..you mean pee my pants for the Brewers? Uh yeah, just kidding about that. Who pees their pants?

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    Billy Madison peed his pants. All the kids thought that was so cool. It even helped Billy gain the affection of that hot teacher chick. Peeing your pants can pay off big-time.

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    Great, this guy stole my idea for Reds fans next year. On to plan "B" or plan "Number 2" if you get my drift

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    Re: Unusual Brewers' fans website

    Quote Originally Posted by texasdave View Post
    Billy Madison peed his pants. All the kids thought that was so cool. It even helped Billy gain the affection of that hot teacher chick. Peeing your pants can pay off big-time.
    "If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis."

    The "Methods" section of that site is pretty fantastic.
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    Took me 7 years of extreme counseling to cure me of that. Why would I want to go back?

    I prefer the silent but deadly approach....

    fart our way into the post-season!

    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    It's only a matter of time before someone gets in a tragic drunk driving accident following a Brewers game, and their family sues the team for having a name that promotes drinking.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Unusual Brewers' fans website

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    It's only a matter of time before someone gets in a tragic drunk driving accident following a Brewers game, and their family sues the team for having a name that promotes drinking.
    I never thought of that. It seems like they've indeed downplayed Bernie the Brewer lately. Maybe paranoia

    I went to a Division III small college, and the Brewers were our mascot. The college was founded in the mid 19th century, largely on the proceeds of beer.

    As far as "pee your pants...."

    Months ago, I started a thread about this petition when only about 100 people had signed it.

    I guess people are jumping on the bandwagon.
    How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids

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    I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that.

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    I have no clue what I would do the next time the Reds make the playoffs. It probably won't be peeing my pants though.
    If you can't build a winning team with that core a fire-sale isn't the solution. Selling the franchise, moving them to Nashville and converting GABP into a used car lot is.
    -LTlabner

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    Re: Unusual Brewers' fans website

    Quote Originally Posted by GoReds33 View Post
    I have no clue what I would do the next time the Reds make the playoffs. It probably won't be peeing my pants though.
    Don't count on it, you might be 85 by the time the Reds make the playoffs again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoxingRed View Post
    Don't count on it, you might be 85 by the time the Reds make the playoffs again.
    It's uncontrolable at that point though.
    If you can't build a winning team with that core a fire-sale isn't the solution. Selling the franchise, moving them to Nashville and converting GABP into a used car lot is.
    -LTlabner

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    Quote Originally Posted by dabvu2498 View Post
    "If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis."
    That's the sickest thing I've ever heard in my life!


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