From the same city that brought you this
http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62159
comes this
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/app.../70920004/1001
From the same city that brought you this
http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62159
comes this
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/app.../70920004/1001
Why do I now have a feeling John "Bluto" Blutarsky came from Des Moines?
Produce can be dangerous in lovers' quarrels. We had a local TV reporter who assaulted her boyfriend by throwing an apple at his head.
People with volatile significant others in the house should be careful when choosing fruits and vegetables to keep on hand.
/r/reds
I think Des Moines is going to give rise a Zucchini serial killer one day soon.
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
I can understand using an onion in Iowa.
Corn is too invaluable.
Ever here of the corn stalk-er?
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Originally Posted by GAC
Nope. But I'll keep my ear to the ground.
Obviously, that town needs a couple of unique self-defense classes taught.
After all, one never knows when one will have to defend oneself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit.
First Cheetos, and now an onion . . . Next thing you know, we'll be reading about someone tossing salad.
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I'd have to say this thread has gone pretty corny.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
A-maize-ing observation GAC.
This thread may be too far down the road to be 'cob'bled. At the very least it would require a 'husk'y effort.
Last edited by texasdave; 09-22-2007 at 04:54 PM.
Ah, shucks!
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