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    Suprisingly not from the Onion

    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    Why do I now have a feeling John "Bluto" Blutarsky came from Des Moines?

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    Produce can be dangerous in lovers' quarrels. We had a local TV reporter who assaulted her boyfriend by throwing an apple at his head.

    People with volatile significant others in the house should be careful when choosing fruits and vegetables to keep on hand.
    /r/reds

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    I think Des Moines is going to give rise a Zucchini serial killer one day soon.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    I can understand using an onion in Iowa.

    Corn is too invaluable.

    Ever here of the corn stalk-er?
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC
    Ever here of the corn stalk-er?

    Nope. But I'll keep my ear to the ground.

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by texasdave View Post
    Nope. But I'll keep my ear to the ground.
    I think Children of the Corn was filmed in Iowa..... from home movies.

    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    I think Children of the Corn was filmed in Iowa..... from home movies.

    Is there a kernel of truth to that story?

    (Sorry,that just popped into my head)

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    Obviously, that town needs a couple of unique self-defense classes taught.



    After all, one never knows when one will have to defend oneself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit.

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by UKFlounder View Post
    Is there a kernel of truth to that story?

    (Sorry,that just popped into my head)

    :
    You're just trying to butter GAC up.

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    First Cheetos, and now an onion . . . Next thing you know, we'll be reading about someone tossing salad.

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    I'd have to say this thread has gone pretty corny.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    A-maize-ing observation GAC.

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    This thread may be too far down the road to be 'cob'bled. At the very least it would require a 'husk'y effort.
    Last edited by texasdave; 09-22-2007 at 04:54 PM.

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    Re: Suprisingly not from the Onion

    Ah, shucks!


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