I just immediatley laughed hysterically when I read this blurb on rotoworld. Maybe Bowden can package them together for some good relief pitching?
MLB.com reports that the Nationals are shopping Austin Kearns and Felipe Lopez for starting pitching.
Kearns is more expendable after Monday's trade for Elijah Dukes gave the Nationals four outfielders for three spots. Washington is said to be interested in Mike Pelfrey of the Mets and Kevin Slowey of the Twins.