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    Friday Morning Humor (We all need some)

    Idiots?
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    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: What Idiots Look Like

    Quite often we ask ourselves the question..."What is the definition of an SOB?"

    The guy on the right is deactivating a live bomb.

    The guy on the left is an SOB.
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    Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some)

    How Do You Get Holy Water?
    You Boil The Hell Out Of It

    What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

    What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    Polaroid's

    What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick

    What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko.

    What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.

    Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.

    Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers

    Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.

    What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.

    What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

    Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat

    What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

    How Are a Texas Tornado And a Arkansas Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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    Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some)

    Haha, good stuff. Definitely Friday morning appropriate.

    How come you will never find a seagull flying in a bay?
    Because then it would be a bagel

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    Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some)

    OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf? One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.

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    Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some)

    Quote Originally Posted by traderumor View Post
    OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf? One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.
    I'm not so sure. I think the state of the Eric Bedard threads is a joke.

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    Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some)

    Where did the Colonel put his army?

    In his sleevey.

    Thank you, thank you.
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    Re: Friday Morning Humor (We all need some)

    Quote Originally Posted by traderumor View Post
    OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf? One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.
    When threads go that long, they are bound to be shut down.
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