Idiots?
Idiots?
Last edited by GAC; 02-01-2008 at 08:18 AM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Quite often we ask ourselves the question..."What is the definition of an SOB?"
The guy on the right is deactivating a live bomb.
The guy on the left is an SOB.
Last edited by GAC; 02-01-2008 at 08:12 AM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .
How Are a Texas Tornado And a Arkansas Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Haha, good stuff. Definitely Friday morning appropriate.
How come you will never find a seagull flying in a bay?
Because then it would be a bagel
OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf? One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.
Where did the Colonel put his army?
In his sleevey.
Thank you, thank you.
Last edited by GoReds33; 02-03-2008 at 02:40 PM.
-LTlabnerIf you can't build a winning team with that core a fire-sale isn't the solution. Selling the franchise, moving them to Nashville and converting GABP into a used car lot is.
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