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    How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    It is my understanding that a minority of American prison systems and some international prison systems give their inmates internet access.

    That got me wondering, will any of you admit to currently being incarcerated?

    Are there any 'zoners who you expect are incarcerated?

    I can think of a few who should be.
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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    I was married September 27, 2003. Does that count?!?
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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Don't know about that, but one of the weirdest things about working in a public library is helping people locate relatives via state inmate locators. Just about every state has one on the internet; I probably help about half a dozen people look someone up each week.

    These people's lives are so different than mine.
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    I am. Luckily I've been able to keep my Blackberry hidden, Shawshank Redemption style.

    24/7 prison posting, baby!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    if/when i'm incarcerated, this will still be my first stop on the net.
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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Quote Originally Posted by RedFanAlways1966 View Post
    I was married September 27, 2003. Does that count?!?
    rookie!

    almost 26 years here and still waiting for parole!

    [and to all you ladies out there - I'M JOKING!] :



    But I once spent a night in Kalamazoo. Does that count?
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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    I spent 3 years at tOSU, does that count?

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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Quote Originally Posted by Highlifeman21 View Post
    I spent 3 years at tOSU, does that count?
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Quote Originally Posted by Highlifeman21 View Post
    I spent 3 years at tOSU, does that count?
    I passed through Ann Arbor last night. Does that qualify?

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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    I am. Luckily I've been able to keep my Blackberry hidden, Shawshank Redemption style.

    24/7 prison posting, baby!!!
    Where did you hide it?

    Nevermind, I don't want to know.

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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Quote Originally Posted by OldRightHander View Post
    I passed through Ann Arbor last night. Does that qualify?
    Yours counts if mine counts.

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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Quote Originally Posted by reds44 View Post
    Where did you hide it?

    Nevermind, I don't want to know.

    It's stashed behind my Adam Dunn poster.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Not enough?
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    Not enough?
    hahaahahahahahahahah

    PEDRO!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Re: How Many Redszoners are prison inmates?

    I know this off topic, but it's a pet peeve... I hate that inmates have Internet access. Personally, I don't think they should. Read a book instead.
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