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    The 20 People You Meet on a Sports Site

    I saw membengal posted this on another site, and found it to be gut-bustingly funny so I thought I'd share it here. A good example:

    The Jack of All (Unrealistic) Trades: His forte is a never-ending stream of trade proposals that would get him laughed off the screen in his Madden franchise, let alone real life. Go ahead and tell him how absurd his ideas are- he'll just be back with another ridiculous one before the day is through.

    FalconFanSinceVanBrocklin: Look, we need a quarterback, and after Asante Samuel bolts, the Pats are going to need a shutdown corner. If we package DeAngelo Hall and, say, one of our second-round picks, that should be enough to pry Brady away from NE. Cassel is thoroughly marinated in McDaniels' system and should be ready to start. We can pull this off IMO. Thoughts?
    Enjoy.

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    Re: The 20 People You Meet on a Sports Site

    Comedy Gold

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    Re: The 20 People You Meet on a Sports Site

    The funny thing is that while I was reading that I could think of a few folks around here. I'm not naming names though. Not that I'd have to. It's probably the case with most boards. That's what made it so hilarious.

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    Re: The 20 People You Meet on a Sports Site

    Quote Originally Posted by OldRightHander View Post
    The funny thing is that while I was reading that I could think of a few folks around here. That's what made it so hilarious.
    Me too.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: The 20 People You Meet on a Sports Site

    Krusty

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    Re: The 20 People You Meet on a Sports Site

    All 19 were great.

    And even though no one will believe me, I'm not emotionally invested about Chris Denorfia. I swear.

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    Re: The 20 People You Meet on a Sports Site

    I couldn't stop laughing. Then I wondered: am I one of those 19 types?

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    Re: The 20 People You Meet on a Sports Site

    Quote Originally Posted by AmarilloRed View Post
    I couldn't stop laughing. Then I wondered: am I one of those 19 types?
    Exactly. Then it hit me, I don't care what you low life wage donkeys think about me since I have my $500,000 a year job and party with supermodels. I don't know why I associate with you people posting from your mothers' basements.....






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