Maybe he's looking at drafting Patterson to play tight end?
"I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute
I bet he was hanging out with Donna Smith.
When all is said and done more is said than done.