The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.
The problems arise when you go into page 2 without entering through the "cover" and just find yourself reading stuff inside a "humor magazine" without knowing it.
"Reality tells us there are no guarantees. Except that some day Jon Lester will be on that list of 100-game winners." - Peter Gammons
How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids