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    WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Might be the best thing I've read in awhile.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    I guess it must have been a 2 bathroom house. I cannot imagine what kind of dysfunction there must be to A) want to sit on a toilet for two years and B) allow a loved one to sit on a toilet for two years.

    Somebody at that home is a crackpot.
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    After a couple of weeks, I think I would have just quietly moved out one night.



    I was going to make a pun about women taking a long time in the bathroom...but thought better of it.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Wow. I love the internet. On topic, I bet she has a god-awful case of hemorrhoids.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    I think the best line in the article was this:

    "The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

    You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by registerthis View Post
    I think the best line in the article was this:

    "The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

    You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.
    I dunno, Ness City might be a pretty happenin' place..I liked this quote:

    “It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said

    Just an everyday thang in the NC!

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
    Well, I think I have the answer to that question. Atleast, I really hope I do...

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Her legs were atrophied, and yet they're still not sure if she is physically disabled.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?
    She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.
    There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit View Post
    There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :
    My keyboard is my friend, 9 years and still going strong
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    I thought for a moment that the thread was about my mother.

    She doesn't read here, I will be safe. :

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.
    Games are won on run differential -- scoring more than your opponent. Runs are runs, scored or prevented they all count the same. Worry about scoring more and allowing fewer, not which positions contribute to which side of the equation or how "consistent" you are at your current level of performance.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsManRick View Post
    There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.
    Yeah, she loved Metallica....sorry couldnt resist


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