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    WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Might be the best thing I've read in awhile.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    I guess it must have been a 2 bathroom house. I cannot imagine what kind of dysfunction there must be to A) want to sit on a toilet for two years and B) allow a loved one to sit on a toilet for two years.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    After a couple of weeks, I think I would have just quietly moved out one night.



    I was going to make a pun about women taking a long time in the bathroom...but thought better of it.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Wow. I love the internet. On topic, I bet she has a god-awful case of hemorrhoids.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    I think the best line in the article was this:

    "The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

    You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
    Well, I think I have the answer to that question. Atleast, I really hope I do...
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Her legs were atrophied, and yet they're still not sure if she is physically disabled.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?
    She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by registerthis View Post
    I think the best line in the article was this:

    "The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

    You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.
    I dunno, Ness City might be a pretty happenin' place..I liked this quote:

    “It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsManRick View Post
    There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.
    Yeah, she loved Metallica....sorry couldnt resist

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    That's how we roll in the Kan-Zass!

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Unbelievable! That's about all I can say about it.
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    That's a long time to wait for some TP. I'd probably have broken down and used the shower curtain after 3 or 4 months.
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