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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    CNN has a picture of the home where this took place. Any guesses? Not too hard to figure out.

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/wom....ap/index.html
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

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    I didn't catch that when I read it. This just keeps getting beter.
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Her husband could have gotten her to come out. These two things can make a person change their mind:

    1) Lack of food.
    2) Lack of a place to poop.

    Since she had #2 covered...or since she had no problems with #2...or insert your own #2 joke here....why did Mr. Einstein keep bringing her food?
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.
    There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit View Post
    There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :
    My keyboard is my friend, 9 years and still going strong
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    WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    I thought for a moment that the thread was about my mother.

    She doesn't read here, I will be safe. :

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    There goes my record.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    There goes my record.

    You can take it back.

    A man's gotta have a dream
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    There goes my record.
    Wait- don't you have teenagers? Print this article out and post it to your bathroom door for them to read.
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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    You can take it back.

    A man's gotta have a dream
    It's gonna take a lot of planning, and the best place for that is on da terlet.

    Lets see.... to break her record I'd have to be on there till late summer of 2010. I could make it out just in time to watch the Reds vs Tampa Bay in the World Series :
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    Wait- don't you have teenagers? Print this article out and post it to your bathroom door for them to read.
    Put a TV and Xbox360 in there and it would be a cake walk for my oldest boy.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

    At least she has a pot to piss in.


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