I dedicate this ASCII art to MLB Blackout rules:

Code:
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|    o    |
|    3    |
|   /^\   | 
|  o   o  |
|   \ /   |
|   o^    |
|   4/    |
|   ^  HD |
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I call it "Nate watches Brandon Phillips bat with Jr. at second in HD."