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    Random Thoughts

    The baseball gods have determined that we can have good pitching or good hitting but not both. It's called the Mario Soto Rule.

    Johnny Cueto has dropped from Sidd Finch to staff ace.

    If your family thinks fantasy leagues are weird, they should know that there's one based on umpires.

    I'm drafting Hunter Wendelstadt for the ejections stat.

    Johnny Cueto sounds like a cartoon show with a Spanish boy hero.

    The price for Francisco Cordero was high, but the Reds should have paid twice as much for Bill Hall.

    Then traded him to Japan.

    It's a good thing it wasn't bat day at Wrigley.

    The Cubs' problem is they play in a place named for something you chew up and spit out.

    The next time the Reds are playing the Cubs and a Reds player hits one out, Reds fans should throw Cubs fans onto the field.
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by BCubb2003 View Post
    The Cubs' problem is they place in a place named for something you chew up and spit out.
    Love it.
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    I missed these over the offseason.
    "I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. That’s the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Awesome, as usual.

    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Just terrific. I, too have mised your random thoughts "column".

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by BCubb2003 View Post

    The next time the Reds are playing the Cubs and a Reds player hits one out, Reds fans should throw Cubs fans onto the field.

    Very creative. I love it!

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Nice
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by BCubb2003 View Post
    Johnny Cueto sounds like a cartoon show with a Spanish boy hero.
    I keep thinking the same thing - and, of course, coming to a theater near you




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    Quote Originally Posted by BCubb2003 View Post

    The price for Francisco Cordero was high, but the Reds should have paid twice as much for Bill Hall.
    Bill Hall makes me wish I understood Voodoo better.
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