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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker View Post
    My first date with the current Mrs. Tucker was a Reds game.

    Just sayin'
    That's scarin' me.
    "Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~ Jim Bouton


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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Wow.

    I really don't remember all this angst when dating. Instead of 5 page internet threads it was more like, 'hey, you wanna grab a beer".

    Silly me.

    Edit: FCB's advice to constantly talk about sex and fart alot is, by far, the best advice in this entire thread. If she still wants to "hang out" you know you have a keeper.
    Last edited by Ltlabner; 04-22-2008 at 11:17 AM.

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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherC1212 View Post
    I'm wondering where all the great single guys are who also like sports and aren't total idiots because they sure don't live near me, LOL
    Sorry Heather, but we're all pretty much idiots. And those who aren't are, well....faking it.

    On the up side, once you learn to accept that you'll have your pickins.
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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    Wow.

    I really don't remember all this angst when dating. Instead of 5 page internet threads it was more like, 'hey, you wanna grab a beer".

    Silly me.

    Not everyone is a love machine like you.
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    I was wrong
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    Chip is right

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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    Sorry Heather, but we're all pretty much idiots. And those who aren't are, well....faking it.

    On the up side, once you learn to accept that you'll have your pickins.
    Keyword in my sentence.....'total'. Believe me, I'm well aware of most guys having idiotic tendancies, LOL

    Wheels-What's next for you and your date? Another Reds game?
    "I tried to play golf, but I found out I wasn't very good." -Joey Votto on his offseason hobby search

    An MLB.com reporter asked what one thing Votto couldn’t do. “I can’t skate or play hockey,” Votto said. “Well, I can skate ... but I can’t stop.”

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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    Not everyone is a love machine like you.
    That is true.

    It's almost unfair to the competition.

    Almost.

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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherC1212 View Post
    Keyword in my sentence.....'total'. Believe me, I'm well aware of most guys having idiotic tendancies, LOL

    Wheels-What's next for you and your date? Another Reds game?
    The Submarine Races at night by the banks of the beautiful Scioto River.
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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    That is true.

    It's almost unfair to the competition.

    Almost.
    I hope you didn't write any of your women love letters.

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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by wheels View Post
    The Submarine Races at night by the banks of the beautiful Scioto River.
    I found my thrill... on blueberry hill.
    School's out. What did you expect?

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    Re: Advice Needed: Baseball "Date"....

    Quote Originally Posted by BRM View Post
    Good point. One should always pee away from the car. Just aim for one of the rear tires and you should be good.
    Whichever tire is downwind...I did discover that ketchup is great for urine stains however


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