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The Sioux Falls Canaries (independent; American Association) are angling to become the first team in baseball history to offer deep-fried turkey testicles at the ballpark. Fowl Balls (yup, that's the name) are marketed by Dakota Provisions, and the testicles will be sold with a side of dipping sauce. Now, we know other teams offer deep-fried testicles -- the Colorado Rockies famously sell Rocky Mountain oysters at Coors Field -- but we're not quite so sure of the appeal of turkey testicles. They probably taste like chicken.