BTW: Props to Moose for the picture. Check out his other work in the introduction thread. Very nice photos.
"Why are there 3 Joey Vottos?"
Never overlook the obvious
"I think I'll try a knuckle curve this time"
Oh, crap. Here we go again.
"You only have to bat a thousand in two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4-for-5."
In this black and white photo from the archives, Dan Driessen works out at third base in the Dayton-Hamilton League (DHL).
In an incident that prompted a new rule requiring umpires to wear helmets on the field, Wendelstedt watches Encarnacion prepare to throw the baseball that struck him in the head, killing him instantly.
Over Joey's head, off the club seats facade, off the pretty girl in row 12, nothing but peanut vendor...
What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
"This throw is brought to you by DHL. Good luck ever receiving your delivery."
I wonder if Keith Olberman's mom is here tonight?
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