Include stats into every post, say convincingly that Adam Dunn is the greatest player in the history of the sport, talk about Dusty Baker being an idiot, and do lots of brown nosing.
Hmmm.... I don't recall ever thinking Adam Dunn was ever the best player on his own team (except in the minors), so I don't think thats good advice. I agree with the second part, although I don't think its going to get you anywhere. As for brown nosing.... how does one brown nose on a message board?
And welcome (kind of.... you joined nearly a year ago and are making your first post?) cbusredsfan