Jocketty turned this team around like Rockford in a Firebird.

You mean it wasn't Jocketty? Who knew. We're all geniuses now.

Ryan Freel makes things happen, and some of them are good.

It's kind of early to be playing the spoiler against first-place teams.

Jikes, what's with Janish?

"Win now" feels good while it's happening.

Griffey has gone from the next Willie Mays to the old Willie Mays.

So where's the mean that Volquez will regress to?

Maybe if the Reds went east around the world they wouldn't realize they were on a West Coast trip.