Now I'm not saying GAC is old but last week he and RFS62 were playing cards and RFS looked at GAC and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't remember your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't recall it. Please tell me what your name is."

GAC glared at RFS. For at least three minutes he just looked at him. Finally he said, "How soon do you need to know?"

Happy birthday to a great Re...Indians fan. Have a cold one on me, amigo!