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Thread: Demolish My Shed

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    Demolish My Shed

    In the next few weeks, the decrepit shed behind the fan house is going to be decommissioned and replaced. Twas originally a 1 car garage from the 1940s that the previous owner chopped in half. It has served us well, but it is clearly time to put it out of its misery.

    Thought I'd poll the creative minds at Redszone.com to see what the best way to take down the shed would be.

    If anyone has any other ideas that I haven't thought of, by all means put them out there as possibilities.

    Edit: In case it matters, it's 12' x 9', with a pitched roof that peaks at about 11'. Part is on a concrete slab. 1 Window and 1 Door. All wood. What's left of it, anyway...
    Last edited by 15fan; 07-25-2008 at 02:23 PM.

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Blow it up real good.

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Why not hire this kid to do it?

    If not, it appears that a crowbar works much better than a baseball bat, garden hoe, or one's sneakers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3byEvWfspLM
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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    C4.

    Nuff said.

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Burn it.

    FIRE FIRE!
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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Find a wolf and three pigs. Put the pigs inside the shed.
    As long as the shed consists of hay or sticks, nature will run its course.

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Rent some heavy machinery and tell the Mrs. its the only safe way to do it. Have fun.

    GL

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Burn that motha down!



    It was an electrical fire!

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    Three big friends, three sledge hammers, one case of beer. And unlike with most tasks, the beer comes first.
    That puppy will be down by lunch.
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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    hire chuck norris

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Let me know what measures you take because I have two sheds on my property that need to come down by next summer, and my wife took away my pyrotechnics.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Have GAC come over, hand him a power tool of some sort, and tell him to fix it. Natural luck will take over and bang!...down comes the shed. Should only cost you a sixer of Warsteiner.
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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Quote Originally Posted by BoydsOfSummer View Post
    Have GAC come over, hand him a power tool of some sort, and tell him to fix it. Natural luck will take over and bang!...down comes the shed. Should only cost you a sixer of Warsteiner.
    I'm also bonded in case there would be an accident.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    action movie but you it would be cool to get M Knight Shamalan to write up a short movie for you to film that will involve ghosts and the end conclusion being that the shed was really a unicorn in disguise or maybe never even existed and it was just a part of your subconscious. I hate that guy
    "Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load **** into a truck."

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    Re: Demolish My Shed

    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnati chili View Post
    Why not hire this kid to do it?

    If not, it appears that a crowbar works much better than a baseball bat, garden hoe, or one's sneakers.
    Wow, that was frightening. Needless to say, young Nick wasn't the sharpest tool in that shed.

    That said, disco inferno would be my choice. Burn baby burn.
    Last edited by VR; 07-28-2008 at 11:18 AM.
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