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    Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080725/..._mower_madness

    MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

    According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

    A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.

    Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

    A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning.



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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post

    That's pretty much exactly how I expected him to look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Screwball View Post
    That's pretty much exactly how I expected him to look.
    Right their is what is wrong with people today. Stereotyping and expecting a certain look means people look a certain way. It really is a shame thats how people choose to judge people by how they look.

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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Somebody needs to lighten up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Screwball View Post
    Somebody needs to lighten up.
    I'm fine, it's not really you its just how everyone in general acts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eichstadtreds View Post
    Right their is what is wrong with people today. Stereotyping and expecting a certain look means people look a certain way. It really is a shame thats how people choose to judge people by how they look.
    And now he's generating some ideas about how *you* look. See how this works?
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Didn't he play basketball at Dayton?

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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Red View Post
    Didn't he play basketball at Dayton?
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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    But did the thing start after he shot it?
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    But did the thing start after he shot it?
    That's the important detail

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    But did the thing start after he shot it?
    I try to live by the creed, when it involves power tools and such, get them before they get you. I believe in preemptive strikes! :
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Damn he's aged badly.

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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Sorry, but that is too perfect of a 'stereotype'

    Before seeing the picture....

    Guy shoots his lawn mower? Really? He has a fu manchu. No doubt about it.

    No one acts that cool without one. Just sayin'

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    [QUOTE=TeamSelig;1702957]Sorry, but that is too perfect of a 'stereotype'

    Before seeing the picture....

    Guy shoots his lawn mower? Really? He has a fu manchu. No doubt about it.

    No one acts that cool without one. Just sayin'[/QU

    There is no perfect stereotype. Classifying someone by their look no matter how ridiculous is ludacris.

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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    [QUOTE=eichstadtreds;1703007]
    Quote Originally Posted by TeamSelig View Post
    There is no perfect stereotype. Classifying someone by their look no matter how ridiculous is ludacris.
    Not really. There are limits to everything.


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