"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
It doesn't take the greatest aim in the world to hit your lawnmower with a sawed off shotgun. I mean, we've already established that it was probably stationary, and not serpentining across the yard.
Anyway, if a guy wants to take his lawnmower out in the middle of his back 40 and rake it with gunfire, then I'm all for it. However, if he's discharging his gun back there in the man cave on his postage stamp lot in my neighborhood, I'm calling Johnny.
And how did he know he was drunk? Well, my guess is it was the screaming and the obscenities that preceeded the gunfire. But I wasn't there.
Last edited by SunDeck; 08-04-2008 at 06:28 PM.
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
Never overlook the obvious
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