[QUOTE=eichstadtreds;1703007]Not really. There are limits to everything.Originally Posted by TeamSelig
[QUOTE=eichstadtreds;1703007]Not really. There are limits to everything.
I try to live by the creed, when it involves power tools and such, get them before they get you. I believe in preemptive strikes!:
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Hey! This just came to me....
Maybe his lawn mower really isn't a lawn mower at all, but a Transformer!
The guy goes down to Junior Sample's Auto Sales and THINKS he's buying a prime 1974 Chevy C10 pickup, equipped with racoon tail on the antenna, and a gun rack. He gets home, goes in and grabs himself a PBR from the frig, comes back outside and there's an MTD sitting in his driveway.
It could happen because I saw the movie.
Last edited by GAC; 07-27-2008 at 10:22 AM.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
I still dislike the fact that he got arrested for shooting a gun at his own stuff. Thats ridiculous.
I think it was the "shooting at stuff in a drunk and disorderly way with an illegal firearm" that got him in trouble.
I don't want a drunk guy shooting off any weapon in my neighborhood.
Last edited by Falls City Beer; 07-27-2008 at 01:50 PM.
“And when finally they sense that some position cannot be sustained, they do not re-examine their ideas. Instead, they simply change the subject.” Jamie Galbraith
He could end up with more problems than just being charged with discharging a weapon. Aricle said it was a sawed off shotty, if it's under 14", it qualifies as a short barrell, which means you have to pay the ATF a $200 tax stamp and register it. Having an unregistered class III weapon is a big no no, and will land you in federal court.
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Ludacris says "Hey yo - stereotyping is wack."
“The crows seem to be calling my name,” thought Caw.
Well what are the odds that his neighbor knew he was drunk? He couldn't have been too drunk, he hit the lawnmower.
Bingo.
Firing a weapon in town/city limits while drunk is bad.
Screwing around with a unregistered NFA weapon is *really* bad.
For those who don't know, Short Barreled Rifles and Supressors (aka silencers) are legal to own, however, there is a very specific process to having them registered for legal ownership along with the $200 tax stamp. BATF frowns on trying to circumvent the process and the govm'nt really frowns on not collecting the tax money.
Last edited by Ltlabner; 07-28-2008 at 03:40 PM.
Some thoughts...
* I don't think anyone's mug shot ever looks good.
* There have been times in my life when I've wanted to shoot my lawn mower. However, I would think shotgun shot would just splatter off the engine. Need something with some oomph to pierce an engine block. I mean, you want to kill the thing, not just make it mad.
* However, I don't think I've ever mowed my lawn while drunk. I've been known to have a few beers after mowing. If I drink before mowing, I think I'd just say "awww, I'll just do it tomorrow". Besides, mowing while drunk may be against the law.
She used to wake me up with coffee ever morning
This might do the trick.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...per-rifle.html
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And now he's generating some ideas about how *you* look. See how this works?
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
don't you just want to see a picture of the "babe" that turned him in?
He ought to be able to hit it with a shotgun, hard to miss.
Sounds to me like the mower had it coming.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
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