Hey! This just came to me....
Maybe his lawn mower really isn't a lawn mower at all, but a Transformer!
The guy goes down to Junior Sample's Auto Sales and THINKS he's buying a prime 1974 Chevy C10 pickup, equipped with racoon tail on the antenna, and a gun rack. He gets home, goes in and grabs himself a PBR from the frig, comes back outside and there's an MTD sitting in his driveway.
It could happen because I saw the movie.
Last edited by GAC; 07-27-2008 at 10:22 AM.
"panic" only comes from having real expectations
I still dislike the fact that he got arrested for shooting a gun at his own stuff. Thats ridiculous.
Pessimists are well informed optimists
Firing a weapon in town/city limits while drunk is bad.
Screwing around with a unregistered NFA weapon is *really* bad.
For those who don't know, Short Barreled Rifles and Supressors (aka silencers) are legal to own, however, there is a very specific process to having them registered for legal ownership along with the $200 tax stamp. BATF frowns on trying to circumvent the process and the govm'nt really frowns on not collecting the tax money.
Last edited by Ltlabner; 07-28-2008 at 03:40 PM.
a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.
I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate
* I don't think anyone's mug shot ever looks good.
* There have been times in my life when I've wanted to shoot my lawn mower. However, I would think shotgun shot would just splatter off the engine. Need something with some oomph to pierce an engine block. I mean, you want to kill the thing, not just make it mad.
* However, I don't think I've ever mowed my lawn while drunk. I've been known to have a few beers after mowing. If I drink before mowing, I think I'd just say "awww, I'll just do it tomorrow". Besides, mowing while drunk may be against the law.
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don't you just want to see a picture of the "babe" that turned him in?
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Sounds to me like the mower had it coming.
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