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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    Sounds to me like the mower had it coming.

    Exactly. Everyone seems to want to take the side of this "innocent" lawn mower. I've never met an innocent lawn mower!
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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Quote Originally Posted by dougdirt View Post
    Well what are the odds that his neighbor knew he was drunk? He couldn't have been too drunk, he hit the lawnmower.
    It doesn't take the greatest aim in the world to hit your lawnmower with a sawed off shotgun. I mean, we've already established that it was probably stationary, and not serpentining across the yard.

    Anyway, if a guy wants to take his lawnmower out in the middle of his back 40 and rake it with gunfire, then I'm all for it. However, if he's discharging his gun back there in the man cave on his postage stamp lot in my neighborhood, I'm calling Johnny.

    And how did he know he was drunk? Well, my guess is it was the screaming and the obscenities that preceeded the gunfire. But I wasn't there.
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    Re: Man Shoots Lawn Mower

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    Exactly. Everyone seems to want to take the side of this "innocent" lawn mower. I've never met an innocent lawn mower!
    Life got so much simpler when I switched to a B&D Electric mower. Even my son can't make it not start (of course, reducing the lawn area through creative landscaping is also a plus...)

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