What about Roadhouse 2, or Roadhouse on Broadway?Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
Waiting for Roadhouse on Ice.
What about Roadhouse 2, or Roadhouse on Broadway?
Waiting for Roadhouse on Ice.
Yeah, I looked that up. Great find.
The Tom Cruise scenes in Tropic Thunder were pretty damn terrible. But really the entire movie sucked, so I'm not sure that counts.
OMG!!!!!!
That's not dumb, that's the greatest thing I've ever seen!!!!
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Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
Well thanks for reminding me of that film. Just for that, I'm going to unleash another bit from that movie on RZ. Try getting this song out of your head after watching.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvwEAUdwMY
That entire movie just seemed like an episode of the Love Boat without the Love Boat.
Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUawc64NmA
Actually - you can pretty much put that whole movie on the list. Worst part is they actually made a sequel.
IMDB lists "Undefeatable"'s plot as: "Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist."
After seeing that clip and reading this synopsis, I must watch this film immediately.
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"We'll keep an eye out for you, Stingray."OMG!!!!!!
That's not dumb, that's the greatest thing I've ever seen!!!!
"Yeah, SEE ya"
Best use of a towel as a weapon. Ever.
:notworthy
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What was them movie where Segal puts a pool ball in a towel (or cloth napkin) and hits people with it? It might have been Jean Claude...
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That was Out For Justice, with Segal and fellow hammer William Forsythe.
He had a bad one near the end of Out of Siege 2 - Warning: There are spoilers here for those who have not caught this masterpiece yet.
At the end of the movie, the main villain, played by Eric Bogosian, had a laptop in his hands which controlled a satellite which (simplistically) created earthquakes (no. seriously. They caused a plane crash by creating an earthquake on the plane. No, I am serious about that).
Segal's solution for this problem: Shoot the computer (actually shoot the laptop screen).
It worked. No, I am serious about that.
On the "Awesome" scale, how about the scene where John Travolta's character gets hit by a missile in Broken Arrow.
One of my favorites was Sudden Death with Jean Claude. How can you not love a movie with the following:
-Surprisingly good sports scenes with real players.
-A real location (the Civic Center in Pittsburgh)
-A villain whose real name is Powers Boothe (he was the leader of the gang in Tombstone)
-Overly rapid firing machine guns. These things were huge in '90's movies.
-Evil Mascots
-Jean Claude somehow playing goalie in a Stanley Cup game
It is one of my All-Time favorites.
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One of my all-time favorites as well -- I'll add the following two elements to your list as well:
- Actual inclusion of Mike Lange, voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins and one of the best announcers in all of sports.
- Willingness to try and base a plot around someone taking the Vice President hostage -- which seems to be pretty pointless, since the actual President is still around and can just appoint another one with little or no disruption to the functioning of government.
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I really liked that part because she got the best quote and his was lame. When she said that, it looked like he was thinking, "Oh, man, what a good line. Now I have to come up with something cool but I can't think of anything."
Since you guys aren't pointing to good movies with dumb scenes, I guess I'll play too...
True Lies.
The villain somehow gets hooked to a stinger missile connected to the Harrier that Arnold is flying. His daughter is hanging on to the nose of the jet. Arnold fires the missile through a building and hits the bad guy's helicopter.
I'll probably watch this movie a dozen more times in my life.
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