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    Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    ...on the trade.

    A few starters:

    DUNN DEAL!

    ADAM BOMB!

    or my early favorite:

    DUNN TRADED FOR A BUCK AND CHANGE!
    "In baseball, you don't know nothin'"...Yogi Berra

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    Re: Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    Freedom (for Adam Dunn) Costs a Buck 'o Five.

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    DUNN GONE. LOSING STOPS NOW SAYS BCAST! - Full Story page 1a

    Fans realize scoring 1 run per game is really boring - page 67b
    Last edited by Ltlabner; 08-11-2008 at 07:00 PM.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    Deal Dunn

    Bowden Era Dunn

    Reds Deal Dunn, Stowe Welcomes New Practice Balls

    Big D-Back Donkey

    Reds Win!
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Dunn Gone. Bases No Longer Clogged!

    Dusty played with Hank Arron - page 3
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    DUNN DOES DALLAS: DEALT TO DESERT FOR DETRITUS
    Championships Matter.
    24 Years and Counting...

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    D-Backs Get-R-Dunn; Cincy Fans Still Blame Dunn for Global Warming
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Cincy Fans Warn D-Backs: Get Rid of the Couch in Your Clubhouse!
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    I can envision this cartoon:

    Bob Castellini (attempts to read a note): See you soon id, idi, ids
    Cyclone (grabs note from Bob): Idiots
    Bob Castellini: Huh?
    Cyclone (hands note back to Bob): It's for you
    Barry Larkin - HOF, 2012

    Put an end to the Lost Decade.

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    Re: Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone792 View Post
    I can envision this cartoon:

    Bob Castellini (attempts to read a note): See you soon id, idi, ids
    Cyclone (grabs note from Bob): Idiots
    Bob Castellini: Huh?
    Cyclone (hands note back to Bob): It's for you
    The Good, The Bad and The Ugly? Or For a Few Dollars More?
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    Couch 1: Reds Fans 0
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    From the Arizona paper:

    Lazy, strikeout prone, bad defender with negative leadership ability, old video games and fishing pole acquired as final piece of Championship run.
    "Bring on Rod Stupid!"

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    Ghost of Rose Kills Donkey Deity

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    Re: Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    Let The Winning Begin, Patterson Signed To 4 Year Extention

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    Re: Write Tomorrow's Enquirer Headline...

    Dunn to D-Backs. Bowden in Hunt for FA Deal
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate


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