It would cost alot because he is ambidextrous (though his form looks better as a southpaw.) He is also getting high maintenance as he has a little person entourage just like Pedro though his is an ewok.
That Ewok looks alot like Ryan Hanigan.
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.