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    Beer goggles are real

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    For me, there are three categories:

    1. I would.
    2. I wouldn't.
    3. I would if I were drunk.

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    For me, there are three categories:

    1. I would.
    2. I wouldn't.
    3. I would if I were drunk.
    LOL I use the same three

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    For me, there are three categories:

    1. I would.
    2. I wouldn't.
    3. I would if I were drunk.
    Brings back college memories.

    When I was desperate, number two usually was not an option.
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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by goreds2 View Post
    Brings back college memories.

    When I was desperate, number two usually was not an option.
    Number two usually translates to 'I would if I were really, really drunk.'

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    For me, there are three categories:

    1. I would.
    2. I wouldn't.
    3. I would if I were drunk.
    I think it's more like this actually:


    I would - She's hot, at least too you. You brag about it (when your young anyhow) to your buddies.

    I would if I were drinking - She passes the teeth/hair/skin test but she's rumored to have been around & she's not really what you might call attractive. You mention it afterwards to your best friend but with a tone of disbelief & regret and only if he promises it will go no further.

    I might if I were really wasted & desperate - She's got good teeth but she's definitely been around and she's definitely not considered even average looking. You rip on the buddy who is nearly unconscious when he gets taken advantage of by her.

    Not even if I were passed out - Everythings a mess, she's been around (tonight) and she doesn't shower regularly. You attack with a whip & chair when she approaches a drunken & almost passed out pal.

    I know women think we will do anything, but even the sickest of us have some standards although i'm not sure what they are for those merry few.
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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Arent No. 2 & No. 3 the same thing?

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by jmcclain19 View Post
    Arent No. 2 & No. 3 the same thing?
    Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.
    I would need a 0-100 scale. Rosanne would come in around 30.

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by FutureRedsGM View Post
    I would need a 0-100 scale. Rosanne would come in around 30.
    I'd end up with alcohol poisoning first
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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.
    lol nice

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by camisadelgolf View Post
    Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.
    That's way too obvious. Especially if you and your friends hang out with other women you have to be covert about rating others around you.

    Since this is Redszone, I will share a system my friends and I use that is sure to allow rating of other women....even while with women. We use the baseball average scale. To use your examples, Jennifer Aniston would probably be somewhere around a .350 hitter (HOF candidate). Rosanne would probably be below even Corey Patterson checking in around .050. It's a fool proof scale and if women get suspicious just tell them you are talking about baseball stats and they usually don't know enough to say otherwise. All real men know what a good hitter is...both on the diamond and off so this is a sure fire scale that is bound to give accurate ratings. Just don't try this around the women of Redszone.

    My best friend and I love to use this. One time we were at a concert with two other female friends (who we weren't dating just to clarify) and I explained the system to him. We just casually started nodding and mentioning batting averages. The girls had no idea what was going on and finally the one girl just goes "All you guys ever talk about is stupid baseball statistics...doesn't it ever get boring?"

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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    I was getting primed for a Jimmy Buffett show a few years back at the hotel swimming pool near Cincy. My friend and I saw two girls come in and we did not rate them very well UNTIL they started to french kiss. Their scale went way up there after that. It was amazing how much better they looked! They aplogized for being friendly with each other as they loved the attention. We said, "that is OK".

    The bummer was their boy friends arrived a few minutes later. :thumbdown

    It was a great (TRUE) story to tell our co-workers though.
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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    No, the categories are like this:

    I would, she wouldn't.
    I would, she wouldn't but maybe her friend would.
    I would, she would.
    I would if her friend would too.
    I would if I were drunk.
    I would if I were drunk and her friend would too.
    I wouldn't.

    It's a pretty easy system. I never had the pleasure of really getting past "I would, she wouldn't", but I'm sure the system works for someone.
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    Re: Beer goggles are real

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    No, the categories are like this:

    I would, she wouldn't.
    I would, she wouldn't but maybe her friend would.
    I would, she would.
    I would if her friend would too.
    I would if I were drunk.
    I would if I were drunk and her friend would too.
    I wouldn't.

    It's a pretty easy system. I never had the pleasure of really getting past "I would, she wouldn't", but I'm sure the system works for someone.
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