Wow, at my age the standards really change.
1. I would, cialis free.
2. Give me an hour for my Palmeiro to take effect and I will.
3. I would if I were drunk but that's my protection, too. Cause it ain't happening if I'm drunk.
4. I wouldn't. Even if I dissolved viagra in my vodka all night long.
Finally it's amazing how few women now fall into the latter category.
Overall, I am sure glad I'm happily married and none of this matters anymore.
Since this is Redszone, I will share a system my friends and I use that is sure to allow rating of other women....even while with women. We use the baseball average scale. To use your examples, Jennifer Aniston would probably be somewhere around a .350 hitter (HOF candidate). Rosanne would probably be below even Corey Patterson checking in around .050. It's a fool proof scale and if women get suspicious just tell them you are talking about baseball stats and they usually don't know enough to say otherwise. All real men know what a good hitter is...both on the diamond and off so this is a sure fire scale that is bound to give accurate ratings. Just don't try this around the women of Redszone.
My best friend and I love to use this. One time we were at a concert with two other female friends (who we weren't dating just to clarify) and I explained the system to him. We just casually started nodding and mentioning batting averages. The girls had no idea what was going on and finally the one girl just goes "All you guys ever talk about is stupid baseball statistics...doesn't it ever get boring?"
I was getting primed for a Jimmy Buffett show a few years back at the hotel swimming pool near Cincy. My friend and I saw two girls come in and we did not rate them very well UNTIL they started to french kiss. Their scale went way up there after that. It was amazing how much better they looked! They aplogized for being friendly with each other as they loved the attention. We said, "that is OK".
The bummer was their boy friends arrived a few minutes later. :thumbdown
It was a great (TRUE) story to tell our co-workers though.
* Attended the 1990 and 2010 Reds Division clinchers *
Watched the 2012 Clincher on FOX.
*Bat Votto SECOND, please?*
Wow those are some elaborate rating systems. Usually we just quickly note a "I would" or "called it"
Gotta love the 50 yard fake outs though. I have callled some notoriously bad "fake outs" in my time.
LOL not that bad.... but a few 'butter faces' ... some with mustaches
I used to work at a carry out pizza place while in high school. The cooks worked in the back room and couldn't see the door, while the cashier worked up front. We had a system for alerting the cooks if there was a particularly good looking girl at the counter- the cashier would yell out an order to the back.
If the cashier called out "Two hoagies, extra cheese", or "We need a large one with everything," it was a signal to drop what you were doing to get out to the front to check out the scenery.
I don't know how many times I got smashed in the doorway as I rushed to the front room with three other pizza cooks.
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
We always call them 50 yd fake outs, but it is usually within about 10-15 yds.