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    Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

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    Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000


    Wednesday, April 30, 2008


    From Staff Reports

    A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

    Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

    Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

    The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

    Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

    Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    How sneaky...
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    Hey, I used to do that when I was five. Maybe that's what he has.

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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    Boy, oh boy would I love to hear how that conversation with the bank teller went. I don't know, maybe Steel can give it to us.

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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    And his vote counts just as much as yours or mine...
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    It reminds me of the old Bob & Ray routine about the bank teller whose paycheck was made out wrong, for millions and millions of dollars and the bank is pleading with her not to cash it because it will ruin them, etc.
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    Quote Originally Posted by redsmetz View Post
    It reminds me of the old Bob & Ray routine about the bank teller whose paycheck was made out wrong, for millions and millions of dollars and the bank is pleading with her not to cash it because it will ruin them, etc.

    I received a 6/29/2007 earning statement for the amount of $59,796.78

    (I know that's chump change for most of you guys...wrong decimal point in the "hours worked" column...and yes, it was direct-deposited into my checking account...fortunately, payroll "corrected" it before I got audited)

    I also have an uncashed money order from some guy in Nigeria...but hey, who doesn't?
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    Nice try, dude.
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    I am shocked SHOCKED that he had marijuana on his person. SHOCKED!!!!
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    I am shocked SHOCKED that he had marijuana on his person. SHOCKED!!!!
    I hear a dime bag of pot is really expensive nowadays.

    Maybe this was an ingenious way, by the GF's mother, to finally put an end to her daughter's relationship with this pothead?.... "Here's a check for 36 billion. Run down to the store and get me a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a case of Hostess Ho-Hos, and keep the change!" :
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    I hear a dime bag of pot is really expensive nowadays.

    Maybe this was an ingenious way, by the GF's mother, to finally put an end to her daughter's relationship with this pothead?.... "Here's a check for 36 billion. Run down to the store and get me a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a case of Hostess Ho-Hos, and keep the change!" :

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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    It was $360 Billion, Mole Man.


    Yeah, get it straight, GAC. If it had been 36 million like you said, it might have worked.

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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    I am shocked SHOCKED that he had marijuana on his person. SHOCKED!!!!
    And a firearm to boot.

    That's extra style points right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    And a firearm to boot.

    That's extra style points right there.
    Plus another couple years mandatory time on the firearm specification for the indictment.
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    Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion



    I'm surprised it wasn't this guy
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