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    Favorite Movie Quotes

    After seeing the tread on the Dumbest Scenes from the movies, what are everyone's favorite movie quotes?

    "Yippie Ki Yay mother ******." -Die Hard
    "If it bleeds, we can kill it." -Predator

    I'll think of a few more later.

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

    Which Will Ferrell movie should I start with? Let's go with the best, Anchorman:


    Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
    [opens cologne cabinet]
    Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
    Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
    Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
    Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
    Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
    Brian Fantana: Yep.
    Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
    Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
    [cheesy grin]
    Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
    Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
    [snarls]


    Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.


    [to Baxter]
    Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.


    Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
    Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
    Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
    Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.


    Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
    Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
    Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
    Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.



    Ron Burgundy: [answers the phone in a very distressed manor] "Hello? Who's there, I'm talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter... is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee... Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?


    Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.


    Ron Burgundy: Let's go over the groundrules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!
    "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

    "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your *****?"

    "Not yet."

    "A girl's gotta have her standards."
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Daughter: "I just, I want what you and Mom have."

    Dad: "Herpes?"

    -The Comebacks

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    "Did you ever have a touch to lose?"

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

    Pinkley: [impersonating a General] Where are you from, son?
    Soldier: Madison City, Missouri, sir!
    Pinkley: Never heard of it.

    From "The Dirty Dozen"

    My brother and I saw that movie about fifty times when we were kids. To this day, our ultimate put down down of each other is, "Never heard of it."
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

    Lt. Dan: What's wrong with your lips?

    Bubba: I was born with big gums, sir.

    Lt. Dan: Yeah, well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire. Where you boys from in the world?

    Bubba & Forrest: Alabama, sir!

    Lt. Dan: You twins?

    Forrest: No, we are not relations, sir.
    Talent is God Given: be humble.
    Fame is man given: be thankful.
    Conceit is self given: be careful.

    John Wooden

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    Capt. Spaulding-As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
    More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by RANDY IN CHAR NC View Post
    Lt. Dan: What's wrong with your lips?

    Bubba: I was born with big gums, sir.

    Lt. Dan: Yeah, well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire. Where you boys from in the world?

    Bubba & Forrest: Alabama, sir!

    Lt. Dan: You twins?

    Forrest: No, we are not relations, sir.


    Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
    Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
    Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
    Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: [mildly irritated, but understanding] Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!
    "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

    Dumb and Dumber

    [after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
    Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

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    Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.

    Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

    Jimmy Dugan: Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?

    Jimmy Dugan: Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it.
    What are you, people? On dope? - Mr Hand

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by flyer85 View Post
    Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.

    Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

    Jimmy Dugan: Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?

    Jimmy Dugan: Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it.
    [Jimmy has just signed a baseball for a little boy]
    Little Boy: [reading] Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan.
    Jimmy Dugan: Hey, that's good advice!
    "I can make all the stadiums rock."
    -Air Supply

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    Doc, what the hell's a gigawatt (jiggawatt)?
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    Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

    Randy Quaid in Las Vegas Vacation

    "I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody put a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose."
    "Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson

    "I wasn't looking too good but I was feeling real well." Keith Richards

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    Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
    Jake: "Hit it"

    - The Blues Brothers


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