Those in the Top-10 Hitting (min 75 PA):

Triples:

Brandon Phillips and Chris Dickerson tied for 5th (2).

Homeruns:

Jay Bruce tied for 6th (7).

Stolen Bases:

Chris Dickerson tied for 10th (5).

Strikeouts:

Jeff Keppinger tied for 7th (8).

Batting Average (min 75 PA):

Joey Votto 6th (.382).

On-Base Percentage (min 75 PA):

Joey Votto 9th (.440).

Slugging Percentage (min 75 PA):

Chris Dickerson 6th (.662).

On-Base Plus Slugging Percentage (min 75 PA):

Chris Dickerson 7th (1.072).

Grounded into Double Plays:

Chris Dickerson tied for 1st (0).

Sacrifice Hits:

Jeff Keppinger tied for 5th (2).

Sacrifice Flies:

Jeff Keppinger tied for 7th (2).

RC27 (Runs Created per 27 Outs):

Chris Dickerson 7th (10.41).

ISOP (Isolated Power):

Chris Dickerson 6th (.338).

SECA (Secondary Average):

Chris Dickerson 3rd (.544).

Fewest Ground Balls:

Chris Dickerson 1st by a large margin as 2nd least was 16 to Dickerson's 11 (11).

Ground Ball to Fly Ball Percentage:

Chris Dickerson tied for 1st (0.50).

That was exhausting...can't do the Defense and Pitching.

Those in the Bottom-10 Hitting:

Runs (min 75 PA):

Corey Patterson tied for 7th worst (6): (Would somebody please rap Dusty Baker upside his head?)

Doubles (min 75 PA):

Jay Bruce tied for 7th worst (2):

Homeruns (min 75 PA):

Jeff Keppinger tied for 1st worst (0).

Caught Stealing:

Corey Patterson and Brandon Phillips tied for 1st worst with each other (4). (Would someone please rap Dusty upside his head?)

Batting Average:

Brandon Phillips 10th worst (.212).

On-Base Percentage (this gets really ugly) But, you know how Dusty hates the Walk (Will somebody please rap Dusty upside his head?) I guess everyone's learning how to hit the Dusty way. Dickerson will come around (Dickerson was 11th in the League in average pitch count in August. Give Dusty enough time to work with him and that will change.):

Brandon Phillips 5th worst (.265).

Ex-Red that many have wished we had Jorge Cantu is 6th worst.

Jay Bruce 7th worst (.274).

Free-agent to be many are clamoring to get Pat Burrell is 8th worst.

Jeff Keppinger 9th worst (.275).

Corey Patterson tied for 10th worst (.276).

Slugging Percentage:

Jeff Keppinger 10th worst (.297).

On-Base plus Slugging Percentage:

Jeff Keppinger 7th worst (.572).

Pitches per Plate Appearance:

Corey Patterson 8th worst (3.29).

Runs Created:

Jeff Keppinger 10th worst (7.5). (Keppinger is a bench player, the perfect Utility player. No one should ever recommend this guy to start, except in an emergency.)

RC27 (Runs Created per 27 Outs):

Jeff Keppinger 7th worst (2.40). (Burrell was right behind him. We don't need another Corey Patterson.)

ISOP (Isolated Power):

Jeff Keppinger tied for 7th worst (.059).

SECA (Secondary Average):

Jeff Keppinger 10th worst (.129).

Ground Balls (not a postive stat, but not always a negative stat, just a stat, read into it what you want):

Jeff Keppinger tied for 5th (50)

Brandon Phillips tied for 9th (48).