Say "hi" to Hotblack Desiato.Originally Posted by RichRed
Make mine a Jynnan Tonnyx.
Say "hi" to Hotblack Desiato.
Make mine a Jynnan Tonnyx.
Well, here's one- maybe not quite what you're looking for:
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
http://www.azsnakepit.com/2008/9/10/...now-or-how-the
Apocalypse Now, or how the Diamondbacks prevented the end of the world as we know it
Mrsnakepit_tiny by Jim McLennan on Sep 10, 2008 10:44 AM EDT
12:15 am. Scientists activate Large Hadron Collider on Swiss-French border.
12:20 am. High-energy collision of sub-atomic particles create voracious black-hole, which threatens to swallow entire planet.
12:25 am. Gurgling Vortex of Astrophysical Suck meets Gurgling Vortex of Diamondbacks suck.
12:30 am. Black hole realizes it cannot possibly compete with recent Arizona results in terms of pure, undlluted suckage, and evaporates in shower of extremely-embarrassed radiation.
12:35 am. Jon Rauch eats the remnants. Catastrophe averted!
I hear the guy who is the lounge act keeps acting like he is the king or something, though.
Well, here's one- maybe not quite what you're looking for:
Actually, I thought of the Bayeux Tapestry (Battle of Hastings in 1066).
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2024 Reds record attending: 1-02024 Dragons record attending: 0-02024 Y'Alls record attending: 0-0
"We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran
I wonder how much a William the Conqueror Rookie Card would go for.
Actually, I thought of the Bayeux Tapestry (Battle of Hastings in 1066).
Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
Not much, too common, everybody wanted one... now a Harold of Wessex card with a misprint title "King of England"... priceless!
2024 Reds record attending: 1-02024 Dragons record attending: 0-02024 Y'Alls record attending: 0-0
"We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran
Well, it's Thursday. Seems like the afterlife is a lot like regular life.
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
Guess I didn't make it to heaven
Since we do not truly know what happens when a black hole is created, perhaps the experiment was a failure and we are all caught in its vortex, but do not realize.
For all I know, I've repeated this day 5 billion times so far.
Do the Reds still lose in heaven?
Naw, we must be in H*ll cause the Cubs are still leading the division and the Reds are still losing.
In those things which we commit to practice we can master, and with mastery we have the freedom to use these skills whenever we desire, without this practice we are slaves to our inability.
God is an Angels fan/ Padres fan so they don't make it to the World Series very often:
Just wait until Wayne Szalinski gets ahold of this machine, next weekend
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey,_I_Blew_Up_the_Kid
Never overlook the obvious
Tomorrow's headline: The Cincinnati Reds travel to Phoenix to fall prey to the Gurgling Vortex of Diamondback's suckitude
Never overlook the obvious
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