Last edited by Dom Heffner; 09-06-2008 at 04:00 PM.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg
Awesome. I still listen to his other two albums a few times a year and laugh just as hard as I did on first listen.
"I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute
He was on Jim Breuer's show on sirius 104 after the 9/4 Pirates game. He is the schiznick.
"Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson
"I wasn't looking too good but I was feeling real well." Keith Richards
"I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating steak, and drinking milk. I'm like dude you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll push you over."
"I have an idea for sweatshops...AIR CONDITIONING! Problem solved."
It's a good CD. Too bad it's probably the only thing they had in the can.
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