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    West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnati chili View Post
    My wife was born and bred in Cincinnati, she is German to the core, including modesty.. she doesn't even go for the old school naked hot tub scene at the local hot springs.

    Alas the days for public nudity are waning now, the rains are on their way back.

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    I'd be looking for a photo----just to make sure, of course.

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    The fact that construction workers complained should give you an idea of her pulchritude.
    The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by Rojo View Post
    The fact that construction workers complained should give you an idea of her pulchritude.
    I won't link to any of her pictures I could find, but shes not hideous by any stretch of the imagination.

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by dougdirt View Post
    I won't link to any of her pictures I could find, but shes not hideous by any stretch of the imagination.
    I just saw those pictures. What in the world was those construction workers thinking?
    I miss Adam Dunn.

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by OnBaseMachine View Post
    I just saw those pictures. What in the world was those construction workers thinking?

    Yeah, not bad.
    The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by OnBaseMachine View Post
    I just saw those pictures. What in the world was those construction workers thinking?
    There are women construction workers too lol.

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by dougdirt View Post
    There are women construction workers too lol.
    Very good point.
    I miss Adam Dunn.

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by OnBaseMachine View Post
    I just saw those pictures. What in the world was those construction workers thinking?
    Maybe these were iron workers, worried about losing their balance on the 10th story or something.
    How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnati chili View Post
    Maybe these were iron workers, worried about losing their balance on the 10th story or something.
    Maybe they were worried about losing something else too.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    It was probably the foreman, upset cause nobody was working.

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by OnBaseMachine View Post
    I just saw those pictures. What in the world was those construction workers thinking?
    TTIWWP

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by reds44 View Post
    TTIWWP
    Check your private messages.
    I miss Adam Dunn.

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    Re: West of you, please assure us that this wasn't your wife

    Quote Originally Posted by OnBaseMachine View Post
    Check your private messages.
    PM me OBM, I gotta see this.
    "You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one."

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