I consider myself a casual football fan - thus a casual Bengals fan - yet, I cannot yet tear myself from the team yet. I know they are hopeless, but I watch week after week.
Perhaps someday, I will spend my Sundays doing something less painful like nailing my hand to a tree or allowing my neighbors to give me swift kicks in the groin with steel-toed shoes - but for now, I am caught in their spider web of incompetence.