<Mr. Hankey voice>
"Hiiiiiiiii-deeeeeee Hooooooooo, Kyle"
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY
Those roids have really made you look different man!
Man do we need better scouts.
What in the world did I eat??!?!?!
I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball. -- Pete Rose
2009 Record while in attendance: Terrible
Keep that giant Baby Ruth bar away from the swimming pool...
"On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."
"We finally have a mascot in keeping with our caliber of play."
I'm Poopy, dammit!
"I am your child from the future. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this earlier." - Dylan Easton
This is my happy face!
What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
Caddyshack 3, Spaulding's Revenge!
"I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute
Kellen Winslow tries a new sport.
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
"Rough night? You really look like s***."
That came out of me?!?
Most Vottomatic Player
Who Does Number 2 work for?
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
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