<Mr. Hankey voice>
"Hiiiiiiiii-deeeeeee Hooooooooo, Kyle"
Those roids have really made you look different man!
Or
Man do we need better scouts.
What in the world did I eat??!?!?!
I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball. -- Pete Rose
2009 Record while in attendance: Terrible
Keep that giant Baby Ruth bar away from the swimming pool...
"We finally have a mascot in keeping with our caliber of play."
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I'm Poopy, dammit!
"I am your child from the future. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this earlier." - Dylan Easton
This is my happy face!
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
Kellen Winslow tries a new sport.
Hugs, smiling, and interactive Twitter accounts, don't mean winning baseball. Until this community understands that we are cursed to relive the madness.
"Rough night? You really look like s***."
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That came out of me?!?
Who Does Number 2 work for?
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
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