Anyone else hoping Ray Lewis dislocates Hines Ward's head from his torso?
I've done several ancient dances and said some prayers to a few evil demons I looked up online.
I will also be playing the "squish his head" game from Kids in the Hall, in hopes of popping that huge melon of his all over my television screen.
This game is going to be a bruiser.
And, as always, there will be no cheerleaders for the Steelers, only one decal on their helmets, and since the game is not played at that strange stadium, there might be a field goal over 40 yards and we will able to see the chalk lines past opening kickoff.
Of course, unlike the Bengals, there might be a Steelers win, but to see Hines Ward with anything broken- even a toenail- would be considered a victory for Baltimore.